how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via dicksp8jr)
I’m as happy as Sam’s hair right now
the puff levels are strong with this one
when you think about it fanfiction is actually amazing
there are thousands of brilliantly written novel-length stories kids wrote from their own brains about characters and shows/books/movies they love all twined into the internet and other kids read these 50k+ stories in their own time and invest themselves in it
nobody’s being paid to write it and nobody’s being told to read it, people do it because they legitimately enjoy it
that is just kind of amazing
(via tastyniall)
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
(Source: ddowney, via dion-lacole)
Hi there, my name's Tony. Or Tonio. I am socially awkward in real life, so don't even bother finding me, plus I'm in Narnia. I'm a Family, a Daydreamer, a Tribute, a Demigod, a Siesta Corps., a fan of Hanyuu, a Directioner, and Puella Magi, so if you even bother to stand in the way of my awesomeness, get ready to have your bum kicked.
Vocal Range: E2 - C6
Countertenor and proud baby.
I have a weird penchant for cute things, cookies and collecting junk. I like to drink tea over coffee, but I try to keep it minimal because I want to sing someday. I am dreadfully scared of ghosts and other specters.
I'm dreadfully gay, blame this on all the hot boys in the universe; Alexander Ludwig, Josh Hutcherson, Jake Abel, Logan Lerman, and One Direction, to name a few.
Misha Collins definitely takes the crown as the hottest guy out there.
Would definitely go straight for Adele.
I also cannot explain why I love animated people; Jack Frost, Hiccup, Robin, Bunnymund, Battler, and so many more fictitious men that I probably spent half of my childhood watching Superman just to see him shirtless. Welp.
HiJack and proud bitch.
Anyway, I hope you have a fun time on my blog. Watch out for Peeves, make sure Freak is well-fed, make sure Mr. D is drinking only Cola, don't forget to kiss Peeta, duck when you hear the Stakes, stop walking if you see a horned girl, look out for Castiel, and don't get shot by muskets.
